Preface Volume III

Copyright 1994 by Free Radical Press click Honoring the Author	Dedication: "This is dedicated to my wife, Robin, to my two sons Michael and Damien, and to the anticipated joy of my readers." Acknowledgment: To the assistance of Robin Lynne Piatt
	SELECTION OF READINGS

A	READINGS:	Pg
	141. The pundit speaks ... Astrologically	1
	142. The pundit speaks of nudity	4
	143. The pundit speaks of the sense of sobriety	6
	144. The pundit speaks of the purpose of rednecks	8
	145. The pundit speaks of God's sense of humor	10
	146. The pundit speaks of California	12
	147. The pundit speaks of teeth	15
	148. The pundit speaks of a middle age crisis	16
	149. The pundit speaks of dinosaur extinction	18
	150. The pundit speaks of gator bait	20
	151. The pundit speaks of the causes of menopauses	22
	152. The pundit speaks of crimes of the judicature	24
	153. The pundit speaks of the fear of homophobia	26
	154. The pundit speaks of the reel picture of movies	28
	155. The pundit speaks of the charge of credit cards	30
	156. The pundit speaks to toughen up athletic supporters	32
	157. The pundit speaks of the grail at the end of the trail	34
	158. The pundit speaks of hooters	36
	159. The pundit speaks of late bloomer baby boomers	38
	160. The pundit speaks of the sayings of the southern sage I	40
	161. The pundit speaks of the sayings of the southern sage II	42
	162. A pundit speaks of the sad story of the first American	44
	163. AThe pundit speaks of fools of April first	46
	164. AThe pundit speaks of man things	48
	165. AThe pundit speaks of a glossary of medical specialties	50
	166. AThe pundit speaks through the voice of Aesculapius	52
	167. AThe pundit speaks of the horrors of halitosis	54
	168. AThe pundit speaks of the spectacle of eye ware	56
	169. The pundit speaks of something funny called money	58
	170. The pundit speaks of goofing with golfing	60
	171. The pundit speaks of the B.S. of P.M.S.	62
	172. The pundit speaks of three reserves to preserve marriage	64
	173. The pundit speaks of beyond the hereafter	66
	174. The pundit speaks of silicone: a sticky subject	68
	175. The pundit speaks through the eyes of the infant	70
	176. The pundit speaks of the school of hard knocks	72
	177. The pundit speaks of the real skinny on obesity	74
	178. The pundit speaks of stepping into the dancery	76
	179. The pundit speaks of doing it doggy style	78
	180. The pundit speaks of this magic moment	80
	181. The pundit speaks of risk taking	82
	182. The pundit speaks of a snapshot of photography	84
	183. The pundit speaks of a flash of light	86
	184. The pundit speaks of mind exercises	88
	185. The pundit speaks of the age of the interior decorator	90
	186. The pundit speaks of mother's smotherly love	92
	187. The pundit speaks of Louisiana Lagniappe	94
	188. The pundit speaks of the a garage sale tale	96
	189. The pundit speaks of werewolf whereabouts	98
	190. The pundit speaks of a history mystery: pyramids	100
	191. The pundit speaks of new nice missiles since SALT I & II	102
	192. The pundit speaks of filling the body bags	104
	193. The pundit speaks of he who hates snakes	106
	194. The pundit speaks of La Cucaracha	108
	195. The pundit speaks of ups & downs of mountain climbing	110
	196. The pundit speaks of self made men	112
	197. The pundit speaks of Cajun medical definitions I	114
	198. The pundit speaks of Cajun medical definitions II	116
	199. The pundit speaks of decoding the State of the Union	118
	200. The pundit speaks of rise & fall of responsibility	120
	201. The pundit speaks of the benefits of grease	122
	202. The pundit speaks of the law of anything goes	124
	203. The pundit speaks of how time flies	126
	204. The pundit speaks of why I love New York City	129
	205. The pundit speaks of the art of modern art	131
	206. The pundit speaks of the God particle	134
	207. The pundit speaks of yachts of fun	136
	208. The pundit speaks of travel to the final frontiers	138
TOP	209. The pundit speaks of altering genetic engineering	141
	210. The pundit speaks of improving your sex life	145
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Honoring the Author:
"At this time I am very pleased to introduce to you Dr. Randolph Howes of New Orleans who has been designated as one of six americans to receive nationwide recognition. He was one of six people chosen out of over 1,000 nominees for this prize which is sometimes been referred to as the Nobel Prize for Goodness. This award was creatd in 1990 by the Positive Thinking Foundation (of Dr. Norman Vincent Peale), and is known as America's Award. This is the first Louisianan to be even considered for this award and I am very pleased to present him to you. He deserves this award because of his work in poor countries, where as a plastic surgeon he has donated his time, night and day, literally, for ehlping eliminate cleft (lips) palates and other problems for children in areas whree people had no access, whatsoever, to this type of medical attention. He has brought smiles and a better way of life for countless hundreds of people who will never have an opportunity to think him in person. But the President and Mrs. Clinton have designated him as one of six Americans to receive this award. Not only does he get this attractive plaque but there is a $5,000.00 homorarium that goes with it. At this time, I want to say that I am very proud of our citizen who has been selected for this national award and would like to present Dr. Howes to you."

Following Dr. Howes' acceptance speech:
". . . Doctor, I just can't tell you how impressed I am and how pleased I am to know you and to know there are people in our society who has your attitude and your giving spirit. I just wish you every continued success and say that you make us all proud of you. And as a favor to you, I'll help you promote your song by not singing it!"

Edwin W. Edwards
Governor of Louisiana
(From a 1994 speech at the Louisiana State Capital)